Now THAT'S a sexy pretty boy.
Drew would never survive Silent Hill
This is a list of males who are hotter than the vaguely toadlike Drouche. Remember you can add any MALE, as long as they're hotter/better looking than Drew, the Human Douchebag.
I'd sooner fuck this toy than let that THING touch me.
NOTE: Do not make broad, sweeping statements like "anyone," because that would defeat the purpose of creating this list in the first place. This list not in any kind of order.
- Riley Stavros: Sex god
- Spinner Mason: Sex god
- Mark Fitzgerald
- Adam Torres
- Peter Stone
- Sam, the sexy gay lifeguard
- Blue Chessex
- Owen Milligan
"Holy shit! So THAT'S why they call you Big Ben!"
- Sean Cameron
- Zane Park
- Declan Coyne
- Jay Hogart
- James Shaquile Brooks
- JT Yorke
- KC Guthrie
- Toby Isaacs
- Dean Walton
- Bobby
Micahel Corvin. Half vampire, half lycan, all sexy!
- Brad Pitt
- Jensen Ackles
- Kellan Lutz
- Jason Stackhouse
- Lafayette Reynolds
- Bill Compton
- Eric Northman
- Will Smith
- Cloud Strife
- Squall Leonhart
- Jecht
I bet Drew never eats cupcakes.
- Chris Redfield (pictured above)
- Male blood elves from World of Warcraft
- Harry Potter
- Ron Weasley
- Louis de Pointe du Lac
- Lestat de Lioncourt
- Leonardo Dicaprio
- Tom Cruise (even though he's crazy...)
- Jake Gyllenhaal
- Zuko
- Fire Lord Ozai
- Light Yagami (Kira)
- L (Death Note)
- Alucard
- Jake Springfield
- Piotr Rasputin
- Hugh Jackman
- Robert "Bobby" Loui Drake
Chris Zylka-Hotter than Drew
- Bruce Wayne
- Kal-El
- Tom Welling
- Sam Neil
- Sokka
- Alex Day
- Roxas
- Alex Shepherd
- Pyramid Head
- Leo Wyatt
- Chris Halliwell
- Punk (I love New York 2)
- Magneto in X-Men: First Class
- Charles Xavier in X-Men: First Class
- Wesker
- Aragorn (at least in the movies)
- Legolas (at least in the movies)
- Will Turner
- CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
- Michael Fassbender
- Jim (The Office)
- Orlando Bloom
- Johnny Depp whenever he's not dressed in something like this . (WARNING: Image is extremely scray.)
- Ryan Reynolds
- Elliot Stabler
- Sephiroth
- Kuja (now THAT'S how you do a mostly attractive girly boy!)
- The creepy yet hot Coach Pedobear that had a hard-on for KC
- Griphook
- Dobby the House Elf.
American Dad Stan Smith: Proof that guys can have a gut and still be sexeh.
- Pedobear.
- Tom Felton
- Neville Longbottom
- Voldemort
- Marco Del Rossi
- Andrew Garfield
- Squidward
- Jesse Eisenberg
- Danny Phantom
- Fred Weasley
- George Weasley
- Timmy Turner
- Dean Thomas
- Seamus Finnigan
- Fred Figglehorn
- Degrassi Forever (Wendy)
- UpYourButt
- Charlie Sheen
Can pwn drew any day.
- Spongebob
- Chuck Norris: Marial arts god
- John Cena
- Tyrone
- Hannah10801(SEXAH BETCH!!!!)
- Shane Dawson
- Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
- Garrett Hedlund
- Squall L. (love, Usernameislame)
- Ian Hecox
- Anthony Padilla
- Spongebob Squarepants
- Fred Flinstone
- Bilbo Baggins
- Smeagol
- Ziley (Zane+Riley)
- Maksim Chmerkovskiy
- My right foot
- Paul Rudd
- Jake Martin
- Freddie Smith
- Matt Lanter
- Tristan Wilds
- Trevor Donovan
- Sheldon Cooper
- Howard Walowitz
- Michael Corvin (Underworld)
- Peter Griffin
- Stewie Griffin
- Mario
- Luigi
- Yoshi
- Stan Smith (American Dad)
- Aquaman
- Chris Zylka (model/actor)
- Tate from American Horror Story
- Danny Phantom
- Rick Murray
- Alex Shepherd
- Jared Leto
- The cookie monster
- Adam Lazzara
- Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali
- Barry Kripke
- Kris Lemche
- Ted Mosby
- Marshall Eriksen
- Barney Stinson
- Max Miller
- Adam Rove
- Luke Girardi
- Kevin Girardi
- Ranbir Kapoor
- Marvin Wait For It Erikson
- Gary the Snail
- Gordon Ramsay
- Jean Philippe (Hell's Kitchen US)
- Riley from 90210.
- Wesley Bettenjizzinmypantskamp
- Scott from Hell's Kitchen US
- Myotismon/Vamdemon
- Trevor the toad
- Lief (Deltora Quest)
- Armand
- Marius de Romanus
- My Mage: The Awakening character
- Zell Dincht
- My left foot
- Robert Pattinson
- Ray William Johnson
- Shane Dawson
- Doug Walker
- Count Dracula
- Count Chocula
- Chris R******
- Gabriel C****
- Gabriel Iglesias - fluffy comedian extraordinaire
- Crookshanks
Norbert the Norwegian Ridgeback- it was revealed in a later book that "Norbert" is actually female, making him a Norberta. This list is for males only.- Ned the Nerd
- S. Deezy
- Angry Joe
- Linkara
- Emperor Mateus
- Ryan the Panda
- Goliath the gargoyle
- David Leven (Everworld)
- Jake Berenson
- Tobias (Animorphs)
- Male Hork-Bajirs
- Godzilla
- Chernabog
- Obi Won
- Luke Skywalker
- Han Solo
- Joaquin Phoenix
- Male Xenomorphs (eh, assuming that males even exist)
- Visser Three
- Peter Pevensie
- Skandar Keynes
- Steven R. Mcqueen
- Sorceress(?) Adel (that is, if wild mass guessers are right and s/he is actually male)
- Noah Antwiler
- Corporal Hicks
- Shahrukh Khan
- Campbell Saunders
- Luke Baker
- Mike Dallas (although he is Drew's friend, he is better than Drew)
- Socrates
- Stefan Salvatore
- Damon Salvatore
- The Joker
- Sora
- Aladdin
- Sam Flynn
- Mr. Krabs
- Jake the Dog
- Finn the Human
- 90210Degrassi's ex-boyfriend
- Homer Simpson
- King Triton
- King Ghidorah
- King Kong
- Ebirah
- Hedorah
- Barda
- Elmo
- Big Bird
- Taylor Lautner
- Chris Hemsworth
- Liam Hemsworth
- The Governor
- Rick Grimes
- Daryl Dixon
- Ridiculously Photogenic Guy
- Ridiculously Photogenic Football Player
- Good Guy Greg
- Takeya Ikuhara
- Mishashi Rando
- JG Quintel
- Pingu
- Kurt Cobain
- Andy (Boys Be)
- Andy (Toy Story 3)
- Alex Silver
Mmm, all that's missing is a hairy chest.
Who wouldn't want that hey gurl haaaayyy! ;D
Yep, totes sexy
When people describe Drouche as being manly and muscley, post this picture in order to contradict them.
See? Totally a sexier pretty boy
When your Gary Stu is so repulsive that a shapeshifting, animated dog is sexier than him, then you need to just stop.
Kuja's a Sexy B*tch!-0