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Jake "ManWhore" Martin/Edwards (also known as Lumberjake Martin) was Clurr's slutty-ass buhfriend until HE DUMPED HER ASS! When he not gettin' freaky with Clurr, he gettin' freaky with almost EVERYONE.

His daddeh started doin' Clurr's mommy when they "hung out" at Above the Dot. Now he 's Clurr's brudda. He claims this is why he broke up with her, but we all know the real reason.

At least he's sexeh! No wonder he can fuck errbody!

He also eats liek a pig when he's at Clurr's house. He likes to eat other stuff if you know what I mean. ;)

List Of People Jake Wouldn't Sleep With


Aleesha thinks he sucks dique but who cares? She's totes irrelevant.

Seems to be a pretty cool. He is nice, friendly, a good boyfriend, manly and easy going. His personality has a lot to do with what make him sxeh.

Oh and he makes Eels feel jealous LULZ.

Jake kicks Eel's AYUSS.

Quotes

CLURR GET DA FUK OFF ME

wHERES TEH CHIKIN

IWILL

NO EELS I DUN WUNT 2 HAV TEH BUTTSECKS WIT U

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