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"Holy shit! So THAT'S why they call you Big Ben!"

This is a list of males who are hotter than Eli. Remember you can add any MALE, as long as they're hotter/better looking than Eels.
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This is what an attractive MAN looks like! Not little emo sissies!

NOTE: Do not make broad, sweeping statements like "anyone," because that would defeat the purpose of creating this list in the first place. This list not in any kind of order.
  1. Riley Stavros: Sex god
  2. Spinner Mason: Sex god (or sex superman)
  3. Mark Fitzgerald
  4. Adam Torres
  5. Peter Stone
  6. Sam, the sexy gay lifeguard
  7. Blue Chessex
  8. Owen Milligan
  9. Sean Cameron
  10. Zane Park
    CZ3

    Chris Zylka star of Shark Night 3D and hotter than Eli.

  11. Declan Coyne
  12. Jay Hogart
  13. James Shaquile Brooks
  14. JT Yorke
  15. KC Guthrie
  16. Toby Isaacs
  17. Dean Walton
  18. Bobby
  19. Brad Pitt
  20. Jensen Ackles
  21. Kellan Lutz
  22. Jason Stackhouse
  23. Lafayette Reynolds
  24. Bill Compton
  25. Eric Northman
  26. Will Smith
  27. Cloud Strife
    Evan Peters as Tate Langdon American Horror Story 24

    Way more currzy, way more sexy.

  28. Squall Leonhart
  29. Jecht
  30. Chris Redfield (pictured above)
  31. Male blood elves from World of Warcraft
  32. Harry Potter
  33. Ron Weasley
  34. Louis de Pointe du Lac
  35. Lestat de Lioncourt
    Karras023

    Someone looks happy...

  36. Leonardo Dicaprio
  37. Tom Cruise (even though he's crazy...)
  38. Jake Gyllenhaal
  39. Zuko
  40. Fire Lord Ozai
  41. Light Yagami (Kira)
  42. L (Death Note)
  43. Alucard
  44. Jake Springfield
  45. Piotr Rasputin
  46. Hugh Jackman
  47. Robert "Bobby" Loui Drake
  48. Bruce Wayne
  49. Kal-El
  50. Tom Welling
  51. Sam Neil
  52. Sokka
  53. Alex Day
  54. Roxas
  55. Alex Shepherd
  56. Pyramid Head
  57. Leo Wyatt
  58. Chris Halliwell
  59. Punk (I love New York 2)
  60. Magneto in X-Men: First Class
  61. Charles Xavier in X-Men: First Class
  62. Wesker
  63. Aragorn (at least in the movies)
  64. Legolas (at least in the movies)
  65. Will Turner
  66. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
  67. Michael Fassbender
  68. Jim (The Office)
  69. Orlando Bloom
  70. Marco Del Rossi
  71. Johnny Depp whenever he's not dressed in something like this . (WARNING: Image is extremely scray.)
  72. Ryan Reynolds
  73. Elliot Stabler
  74. Sephiroth
  75. Kuja (now THAT'S how you do a mostly attractive girly boy!)
  76. The creepy yet hot Coach Pedobear that had a hard-on for KC
  77. Griphook
  78. Dobby the House Elf.
  79. Pedobear.
  80. Tom Felton
  81. Neville Longbottom
  82. Voldemort
  83. Andrew Garfield
  84. Squidward
  85. Jesse Eisenberg
  86. Danny Phantom
  87. Fred Weasley
  88. George Weasley
  89. Timmy Turner
  90. Dean Thomas
  91. Seamus Finnigan
  92. Fred Figglehorn
  93. Degrassi Forever (Wendy)
  94. UpYourButt
  95. Charlie Sheen
  96. Spongebob
  97. Chuck Norris: Marial arts god
  98. John Cena
  99. Tyrone
  100. Hannah10801(SEXAH BETCH!!!!)
  101. Shane Dawson
  102. Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
  103. Garrett Hedlund
  104. Squall L. (love, Usernameislame)
  105. Ian Hecox
  106. Anthony Padilla
  107. Spongebob Squarepants
  108. Fred Flinstone
  109. Bilbo Baggins
  110. Smeagol
  111. Jeffree Star (SEXAH ASS B!TCH)
  112. Brendon Urie
  113. Ryan Ross
  114. Spencer Smith
  115. Jon Walker
  116. Ian Crawford
  117. Dallon Weekes
  118. Mr. Whiskers
  119. Antoine Dodson
  120. Connor
  121. Tristan Wilds
  122. Matt Lanter
  123. Trevor Donovan
  124. Freddie Smith
  125. Tifa Lockhart (sorry had to add myself to this list lol)
  126. Michael Jackson
  127. Charlie Brown
  128. Sheldon Cooper
  129. Howard Walowitz
  130. Chris Zylka (Flash Thompson from The Amazing Spider-Man-2012-)
  131. Tate from American Horror Story
  132. Alex Shepherd
    GARRETT-HEDLUND-TRON-02

    Now THAT'S a sexy pretty boy.

  133. Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali
  134. Kris Lemche
  135. Ted Mosby
  136. Marshall Erikson
  137. Barney Stinson
  138. Barry Kripke
  139. Will Wheaton
  140. Max Miller
  141. Adam Rove
  142. Luke Girardi
  143. Kevin Girardi
  144. Ranbir Kapoor
  145. Marvin Wait For It Erikson
  146. Gary the Snail
  147. Gordon Ramsay
  148. Jean Philippe (from Hell's Kitchen US)
  149. Riley from 90210
  150. Wesley Betenjizzinmypantskamp
  151. Scott from Hell's Kitchen US
  152. Myotismon/Vamdemon
  153. 90210Degrassi's ex-boyfriend

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