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The list of people who could kick Drouchebag's ass lists the many, many people who are tougher than Drouchebag Torres. You can add anyone as longer as they can kick Eli's ass. NOTE: Do not say vague, all-encompassing things such "anyone," because that would defeat the purpose of creating the list in the first place.

  1. Spinner Mason
  2. Riley Stavros
  3. Mark Fitzgerald
  4. Clare Edwards
  5. Adam Torres
  6. Heather Mason
  7. Chris Redfield
  8. Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
  9. Dare I say it... Rose. Potter. *screams and runs away*
  10. Peter Stone
    Caillou

    If you need help figuring out who could kick Eli's ass, start off with this adorable child and work your way up the scale of badassery.

  11. Sam, the sexy gay lifeguard
  12. Blue Chessex
  13. Owen Milligan
  14. Sean Cameron
  15. Zane Park
  16. Declan Coyne
  17. Jay Hogart
  18. James Shaquile Brooks
  19. JT Yorke
  20. KC Guthrie
  21. Toby Isaacs
  22. Dean Walton
  23. Bobby
  24. Brad Pitt
  25. Jensen Ackles
  26. Kellan Lutz
  27. Jason Stackhouse
  28. Lafayette Reynolds
  29. Bill Compton
  30. Eric Northman
  31. Will Smith
  32. Cloud Strife
  33. Squall Leonhart
  34. Jecht
  35. Chris Redfield
  36. Harry Potter
  37. Ron Weasley
  38. Louis de Pointe du Lac
  39. Lestat de Lioncourt
  40. Leonardo Dicaprio
  41. Tom Cruise
  42. Jake Gyllenhaal
  43. Zuko
  44. Fire Lord Ozai
  45. Light Yagami (Kira)
  46. L (Death Note)
  47. Alucard
  48. Jake Springfield
  49. Piotr Rasputin
  50. Hugh Jackman
  51. Robert "Bobby" Loui Drake
  52. Bruce Wayne
  53. Kal-El
  54. Tom Welling
  55. Sam Neil
  56. Sokka
  57. Alex Day
  58. Roxas
  59. Alex Shepherd
  60. Pyramid Head
  61. Leo Wyatt
  62. Chris Halliwell
  63. Magneto
  64. Charles Xavier
  65. Wesker
  66. Aragorn
  67. Legolas
  68. Will Turner
  69. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
  70. Michael Fassbender
  71. Jim (The Office)
  72. Orlando Bloom
  73. Johnny Depp
  74. Ryan Reynolds
  75. Elliot Stabler
  76. Sephiroth
  77. Kuja
  78. The creepy yet hot Coach Pedobear that had a hard-on for KC
  79. Jean Grey
  80. James "Logan" Howlett
  81. Lindsay Ellis, aka the Nostalgia Chick
  82. Nella, aka BFF Nella, aka Antonella Insera
  83. Dark Nella
  84. Any of the various Xenomorph Queens
  85. The Phoenix Force
  86. Olivia Benson
  87. Katara
  88. Aang
  89. Toph Bei Fong
  90. Princess Azula
  91. Ty Lee
  92. Mai
  93. Senna Wales
  94. Maleficent
  95. Sorceress Edea
  96. Rinoa Heartilly
  97. Sorceress Adel
  98. Sorceress Ultimecia
  99. Tifa Lockhart
  100. Hermione Granger
  101. Caillou
  102. Ellie's mom
  103. Willow Smith
  104. Zach Galifianakis
  105. The Grinch
  106. Keisha Fabo
  107. Adam Sandler
  108. Keith Urban
  109. Miley Cyrus
  110. Lady Gaga
  111. Rainbow Dash
  112. Pinkie Pie
  113. Fluttershy
  114. Rarity
  115. Applejack
  116. Twilight Sparkle
  117. Justin Bieber
  118. Rebecca Black
  119. The Wiggles
  120. Jenna's Bastard Child
  121. Andreanna Veith (the waitress girl from Education Connection)
  122. John Cena
  123. Shane Dawson
  124. Skai Jackson
  125. Ian Hecox
  126. Anthony Padilla
  127. Justine Ezarik
  128. Bella Thorne
  129. Angela Jeremiah (in the first season)
  130. Chalire McDonnell
  131. Elmo
  132. Big Bird
  133. Oscar the Grouch
  134. Hit Girl from Kickass
  135. Apparently not Vince
  136. The Annoying Orange
  137. That stupid bitch from Twilight
  138. Sparkly Vampires
  139. The inventor of the easy button
  140. Lucy
  141. Dixon Wilson
  142. Liam Court
  143. Oscar
  144. 500px-Elfen lied logo

    These two should meet.

    Max Miller
  145. Teddy Montgomery
  146. Marco Salazar
  147. Kris Lemche
  148. Sheldon Cooper
  149. Howard Wolowitz
  150. Raj Koothrappali
  151. Barry Kripke
  152. Will Wheaton
  153. Barney Stinson
  154. Marshall Eriksen
  155. Ted Mosby
  156. My pet hermit crab
  157. The pigs from Angry Birds
  158. Bee boy
  159. Ratlin the rat
  160. A lightning bug
  161. My cousin Aidan
  162. D.J. Taylor
  163. Wesly H.
  164. Jesse H.
  165. Jesse Jables Gold-Hahn
  166. Mrs. Sue
  167. Heather Sinclair
  168. Coco
  169. Stacey Dilson
  170. Fire Wire
  171. Danny Tanner
  172. The dog from Full House (Commet)
  173. Abner the pig
  174. Elmo's goldfish
  175. Jared Leto
  176. Tomo
  177. Spencer H.
  178. Kingsley
  179. Alma Wade
  180. Jill Valentine
  181. Albert Wesker
  182. Kevin from Daria
  183. Claire Refield
  184. Claudia Wolf
  185. Usernameislame
  186. TifaLockhart
  187. Vincent'sGal
  188. Loveya
  189. DanixCalifornia
  190. EliGObsessed
  191. 90210Degrassi
  192. U Guise
  193. Murder Scene
  194. Pearl
  195. Drunken Homer Simpson
  196. My guinea pig
  197. Dramatic Chipmunk
  198. Zidane Tribal
  199. An Ifrit
  200. AlauraRosey (who is an innocent and shy pacifist, btw)
  201. Linear Cannon
  202. Mag Launcher
  203. Chain Gun
  204. Julia, the puppy
  205. Zoë Rivas
  206. Mackenzie Zales
  207. Annoying Facebook Girl
  208. Musically Oblivious Eighth Grader
  209. Ridiculously Photogenic Guy
  210. Emperor Mateus
  211. The Goddamned Batman
  212. Neneko Izumi
  213. Takeya Ikuhara
  214. Misashi Rando
  215. Lenny the vegetarian shark
  216. Zoey Franklin
  217. Drake
  218. Josh
  219. Antoine Dodson
  220. D4NNY
  221. Vincent Van Gogh
  222. Shakesphere
  223. Hatsune Miku
  224. Kurt Cobain
  225. Dave Grohl
  226. Krist Novowjfljsasl whatever his last name is
  227. Flea
  228. Elvis
  229. Stevie Wonder
  230. Matt Tuck
  231. Rubi (DearS)
  232. Xaki (DearS)
  233. Mariah Carey
  234. Obama
  235. Helga Pataki
  236. Sim Simi
  237. Bruno Mars
  238. The Urge
  239. Mordecai
  240. Pops
  241. Skips
  242. Benson
  243. Eileen
  244. Beyonce
  245. John Kroger
  246. Ludwig Von Bethoven (lolicantspell)
  247. Andy Warhol
  248. Charles Galloway
  249. Plankton
  250. Billy Joe Armstrong
  251. JS Bach
  252. Michael Jackson
Let's Play Silent Hill Origins 27 - Alessa Pouts Us to The Otherworld08:58

Let's Play Silent Hill Origins 27 - Alessa Pouts Us to The Otherworld

Alessa Gillespie: Reality warper extraodinare (skip to about 0:50)

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