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Heather

Pictured here: Someone who could totally kick Eli's ass without even having to do actual damage to him.

Kitty

This Kitty.He's hardcore,check out his knit hoodie!

The list of list of people who could kick Eli's ass list the many, many people who are tougher than Eli Foolsgoldworthy. You can add anyone as longer as they can kick Eli's ass. NOTE: Do not say vague, all-encompassing things such "anyone," because that would defeat the purpose of creating the list in the first place.
  1. Spinner Mason
  2. Riley Stavros
  3. Mark Fitzgerald (as seen in the show.)
  4. Clare Edwards
  5. Adam Torres
  6. Heather Mason (pictured to the right)
  7. Chris Redfield
  8. Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
  9. Dare I say it... Rose. Potter. *screams and runs away*
  10. Peter Stone
    Caillou

    If you need help figuring out who could kick Eli's ass, start off with this adorable child and work your way up the scale of badassery.

  11. Sam, the sexy gay lifeguard
  12. Blue Chessex
  13. Owen Milligan
  14. Sean Cameron
  15. Zane Park
  16. Declan Coyne
  17. Jay Hogart
  18. James Shaquile Brooks
  19. JT Yorke
  20. KC Guthrie
  21. Toby Isaacs
  22. Dean Walton
  23. Bobby
  24. Brad Pitt
  25. Jensen Ackles
  26. Kellan Lutz
  27. Jason Stackhouse
  28. Lafayette Reynolds
  29. Bill Compton
  30. Eric Northman
  31. Will Smith
  32. Cloud Strife
  33. Squall Leonhart
  34. Jecht
  35. Chris Redfield
  36. Harry Potter
  37. Ron Weasley
  38. Louis de Pointe du Lac
  39. Lestat de Lioncourt
  40. Leonardo Dicaprio
  41. Tom Cruise
  42. Jake Gyllenhaal
  43. Zuko
  44. Fire Lord Ozai
  45. Light Yagami (Kira)
  46. L (Death Note)
  47. Alucard
  48. Jake Springfield
  49. Piotr Rasputin
  50. Hugh Jackman
  51. Robert "Bobby" Loui Drake
  52. Bruce Wayne
  53. Kal-El
  54. Tom Welling
  55. Sam Neil
  56. Sokka
  57. Alex Day
  58. Roxas
  59. Alex Shepherd
  60. Pyramid Head
  61. Leo Wyatt
  62. Chris Halliwell
  63. Magneto
  64. Charles Xavier
  65. Wesker
  66. Aragorn
  67. Legolas
  68. Will Turner
  69. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
  70. Michael Fassbender
  71. Jim (The Office)
  72. Orlando Bloom
  73. Johnny Depp
  74. Ryan Reynolds
  75. Elliot Stabler
  76. Sephiroth
  77. Kuja
  78. The creepy yet hot Coach Pedobear that had a hard-on for KC
  79. Jean Grey
  80. James "Logan" Howlett
  81. Lindsay Ellis, aka the Nostalgia Chick
  82. Nella, aka BFF Nella, aka Antonella Insera
  83. Dark Nella
  84. Any of the various Xenomorph Queens
  85. The Phoenix Force
  86. Olivia Benson
  87. Katara
  88. Aang
  89. Toph Bei Fong
  90. Princess Azula
  91. Ty Lee
  92. Mai
  93. Senna Wales
  94. Maleficent
  95. Sorceress Edea
  96. Rinoa Heartilly
  97. Sorceress Adel
  98. Sorceress Ultimecia
  99. Tifa Lockhart
  100. Hermione Granger
  101. Caillou
  102. Ellie's mom
  103. Willow Smith
  104. Zach Galifianakis
  105. The Grinch
  106. Keisha Fabo
  107. Adam Sandler
  108. Keith Urban
  109. Miley Cyrus
  110. Lady Gaga
  111. Rainbow Dash
  112. Pinkie Pie
  113. Fluttershy
  114. Rarity
  115. Applejack
  116. Twilight Sparkle
  117. Justin Bieber
  118. Rebecca Black
  119. The Wiggles
  120. Jenna's Bastard Child
  121. Andreanna Veith (the waitress girl from Education Connection)
  122. John Cena
  123. Shane Dawson
  124. Skai Jackson
  125. Ian Hecox
  126. Anthony Padilla
  127. Justine Ezarik
  128. Bella Thorne
  129. Angela Jeremiah (in the first season)
  130. Chalire McDonnell
  131. Elmo
  132. Big Bird
  133. Oscar the Grouch
  134. Hit Girl from Kickass
  135. Ryan Higa
  136. A Housefly
  137. Jedi Master Yoda
  138. Count Dooku
  139. Darth Vader
  140. Son Goku
  141. Vegeta
  142. SSJ4 Vegito 100 years after the end of DBGT(over kill lol)
  143. Haruhi Suzumiya
  144. Yuki Nagato
  145. Kyon
  146. Mikuru Asahina
  147. The Joker
  148. Chantay Black
  149. Batman
  150. Holly J
  151. Craig Manning
  152. SpongeBob
  153. Gibby (icarly)
  154. Patrick
  155. Peter (Family Guy)
  156. Sheldon Cooper
  157. Lucy from Elfen Lied
  158. That annoying bitch from Twilight
  159. Tyson
  160. Vince
  161. Dixon Wilson
  162. Liam Court
  163. Teddy Montgomery
  164. Max Miller
  165. Raj Koothrappali
  166. Howard Wolowitz
  167. Leonard Leaky Hofstadter
  168. A cat
  169. Squall
  170. Kris Lemche
  171. Ted Mosby
  172. Barney Stinson
  173. Marshall Eriksen
  174. Barry Kripke
  175. Will Wheaton
  176. Charlie the drunk guinea pig
  177. Charlie the not drunk guinea pig
  178. Perry the platypus
  179. Doofenshmirtz
  180. Claire Refield
  181. Claudia Wolf
  182. Usernameislame
  183. TifaLockhart
  184. Vincent'sGal
  185. Loveya
  186. 90210Degrassi
  187. U Guise
  188. Murder Scene
  189. Mishashi Rando
  190. Mordecai

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